A fresh outlook on nightlife in London town.

Are you fed up of the standard shit, queuing outside a pretentious club for hours, spending your month’s wages on a Jack and Coke, coming out desperate for an after party to justify going out on a school night without a pot to piss in?

Tired of venues where you are unappreciated and frankly just a number amongst numbers...

What we want is a night where there is no table service, no champagne whores, no need to flash ze cash and definitely no Polish thugs with authority telling you, you can't wear your new ‘Tredds’ and to take your hat off!

This is about bringing together a community of people that appreciate wicked new music, exhilarating banter and a super friendly atmosphere...

So correct us if we're wrong but what we think you really need is a club in the "hub" of a cultured, vibrant part of London without having to endure a trek across town to the East!

A place where the atmosphere is more laid back, more one on one, giving you a more personal chillaxing experience...

We want to create this kind of comfortable clubbing; a late night bar/club where you can kick back and have a chin wag without having to stand in a toilet corridor to hear one another, yet still get up and have a quick gurn to a phat tune. But most of all feel at ease in your surroundings...

The problem is however this usually occurs at a mates house slash afterparty, when you've gone out, spent your rent and it’s now silly o'clock in the morning, you’re starting to lag yet still unsatisfied. So you keep trucking on until the birds start chirpsing, the commuters start commuting and you’re bumming out at the thought of going home to stare at the ceiling on your own for the next few hours until you slip into a coma...

No need people! No need! Our solution is..... CHINA GORILLA!!!